Phase the Fourteenth: I became editor-in-chief of my high school newspaper and spent hours correcting people.
I hope that this boy implodes very soon, or else
my butter is warm and slimy like a silk dress.
Sometimes I like to eat wooden cobbler on peach benches,
back seat, windows up that’s the way I like fucking –
It’s your birthday girl, so go out and get fucked.
I want to tell my stomach to suck it hard,
I have never experienced the Eiffel Tower, but maybe someday
Jordan gracefully danced to reggae tunes whilst eating Taco Bell.
My mommy says that sex is for birds and bees
My dog is named Pat, but he does not exist,
Check your email, I like to speak in ebonics yo
Ties almost choking my neck and my troubled mind tonight –
Elmo is red and fuzzy and makes me extremely uncomfortable.
Let’s try new squishings, that’s the assignment for next week.
